MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
new law: if theres someone you want to cuddle with but they are far away the government has to fly you there for free
Walk up into Supernatural writer’s offices like:
I think it’s time to bring this back…
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write