when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care
Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland
Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
i literally scrolled away, saw the caption, scrolled back up and hit reblog.
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
i think part of the reason why 80’s movies were so great was because they explore the idea of teenagers that have absolutely no where to go or no idea of what to do with their life- and that’s okay.
“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart
this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT
that painting called ‘the rape of the daughters of Leucippus’, Those men are kidnapping those women. Whoever made this was not thinking hard about the audience they’re trying to appeal too
If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST
Note this NOW!!!!
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
American action movies be like
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
I’m a nervous wreck of a customer.
all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life