It Rubs The Lotion On It's Skin

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

mountainside-96:

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

exactly

unclefather:

who did this

unclefather:

who did this

HARRY POTTER MEME: two books/films [1/2] → Philosopher’s Stone

Books! And cleverness! There are more important things - friendship and bravery and - oh Harry - be careful!

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

maggiesrevenge:

? by M太
deviant-danni:

I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years

deviant-danni:

I’ve been laughing at this for twenty years

lostincape-town:

❂