It Rubs The Lotion On It's Skin

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

slavestrider:

lactoria:

solkat

i literally scrolled away, saw the caption, scrolled back up and hit reblog.

slavestrider:

lactoria:

solkat

i literally scrolled away, saw the caption, scrolled back up and hit reblog.

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

wonderlands-absent-queen:

i think part of the reason why 80’s movies were so great was because they explore the idea of teenagers that have absolutely no where to go or no idea of what to do with their life- and that’s okay.

aperture-of-consciousness:

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

that painting called ‘the rape of the daughters of Leucippus’, Those men are kidnapping those women. Whoever made this was not thinking hard about the audience they’re trying to appeal too

aperture-of-consciousness:

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

that painting called ‘the rape of the daughters of Leucippus’, Those men are kidnapping those women. Whoever made this was not thinking hard about the audience they’re trying to appeal too

littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name


American action movies be like

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

American action movies be like

dragonwish2:

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

I’m a nervous wreck of a customer.

lonelywhiteasian:

all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

socotic:

perfect blog✓

socotic:

perfect blog